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  • spacefan1993

    Awww, good for you, Rannie! I hope you and Taffy have a wonderful wedding and a wonderful future together! =)

    • Al

      She hasn’t even said yes yet.

      • Glenn Sellers

        You took the words right out of my mouth. LOL.

      • Shadowkey392

        Yeah, but you know she will.

        • Al

          Yeah, sadly, I do know this comic’s writing well enough to know that even if she starts off saying no, she’ll turn it into a yes even if she truly feels she isn’t ready, which is frankly true.

  • FullerUP

    Yaay Rannie!

  • neksuscat .

    “Well… That’s all nice and sweet, but we’re going to be bankrupt.. Soooo. It’ll be a tiny, minnie little wedding. Okay?”

  • Whoaaaa… Wait, isnt this puip already dating the other girl?

    • Carlos Felipe

      Yes…The other girl’s name is Taffy…

    • Gokudomatic

      He’s going to ask in marriage the girl he’s already dating. Isn’t that perfect?

  • Kondri János

    I can feel Taffy is going to bitch about getting things happening too fast which she always does. She hasn`t even shown a `treat` to the Pup yet. She is going to get freaked out that is granted. Maybe they will split up, because he is going too fast? Like faster than a sleepy snail during winter pulling a weight of 10 kgs.

    • Al

      Are you fucking kidding me, there are still people pissed off that she didn’t give in and fuck Miles when he wanted her to?

      • Question does anyone know roughly how many months the’ve been dating?

        • Al

          It’s hard to tell due to how poorly the comic portrays timeflow, but between four and six.

  • Noru

    Did anyone notice, that Patches wants to kiss Rannie? 🙂

    • cooladelic

      Calm down people their just close friends. Keep your fantasies at bay.

      • Gokudomatic

        Someone tell Patches to keep her fantasies at bay! Quick!

        • Have you guys never had a family member kiss you on the check?
          Saying that i grew up with an Italian family as family friends and they did it the most but even my family did it occasionally

          • Joshua Stewart

            Its not such a common thing in the US, but it’s more just how terribly executed it was. I mean there is no sign that she did give him a friendly kiss of that there was any lead UP to it, it’s just.. There. its terribly done in the form of sequential art. Why not just SHOW the kiss on contact? Why this odd in between?

  • MrAMP

    AH SNAP! He’s getting ready to pop the question. I have to say that is pretty awesome. I just hope she says yes and doesn’t pull a Reiko on us all.
    Also, is it just me or is Alej putting on a strong face, like she still has feelings for Randal.

    • Al

      More like she’s trying not to spoil the mood by bringing them back to the reality that the farm’s about to go bankrupt.

  • Bottas Heimfe (Dovahkitty)

    yeah. i kinda expected this to happen at some point. though i am not sure what will happen. with Geecku stalking the farm, this Wedding is open to a lot of shenanigans

    • Dakota Miyamoto

      Shenanigans, such a fun word.

  • cooladelic

    Ohhh snap, I already see it coming.

    Taffy is gonna end up saying no to Randal or chicken out because she ain’t ready for a life time of Randal. And the reason why she ain’t ever ready is because of “we only just started dating” or “We need more time to understand each other” basically what happened in Rascals. Or something else I don’t know.

    • Al

      Yeah, how dare she not want to get married not even half a year into the relationship.

      • cooladelic

        I mean what’s her face (the panda) did it why not Taffy. She needs to get some action in her life. It’s not like she is a free spirit it’s more like her spirit is trapped and Randal will be the one to set it free.

        • Al

          Uh, because not everyone’s as easy as Cocoa, how about? Maybe because not every woman {or man, for that matter} wants to fuck on the first date or before marriage and get married to someone they barely know? Seriously, you and everyone here with a suspiciously similar opinion can screw off with that narrow-ass view of how you think women “should” be. Her spirit isn’t “trapped” and her life isn’t of any less meaning just because she hasn’t been fucked yet, Mora.

          • cooladelic

            Eh I never said sex, i just think she needs to have some quality wholesome enjoyment.
            Family friendly if she so chooses. She is stiff. Let’s face it, it can be a field trip to the amusement park, sight seeing, river rafting just something other than being cooped up in that farm and playing Fantasy games.

            If feel that the lack of communication of my thoughts caused this misinterpretation of what I was trying to say. In essence she seems happy with Randal and he with her. I understand they have only been dating for approximately like what 3,4 months or something, but she seems happy I bet that was the best months of her life. I just think Randal is it. He is respectful of her wishes, he is responsible and caring. He believes that it is time for him to build a life with Taffy. Not based on looks but character he see’s something in Taffy that he wants to build a life with and if she can’t see the good qualities in him she needs a wake up call. Because there is no better man on that farm or Neo-Earth for her. Only Randal

          • Al

            >Eh I never said sex, i just think she needs to have some quality wholesome enjoyment. Family friendly if she so chooses.

            She…has.

            And I’m sorry, but even working by that less objectionable logic, no, if Taffy still isn’t ready, that’s that. If he really loves her, he can understand and wait until she is ready. Because again, not everyone is what the writers somehow thought we wanted Cocoa to be.

          • cooladelic

            True true, back to the reason why I commented In the first place, the only way your or( our) plan will work is if she can word the denial to the proposal In just a way so that it won’t break Randals heart. Remember he is proposing to her. I never proposed but I bet it takes a lot of heart to do that and if your not ready for him/her you must word yourself very carefully so that you won’t break the proposals heart. Again not experience. Just hypothesizing.

            And also you are right about the bankrupt thing even IF she says yes( it’s a big if) how will they fund the Marriage? They can’t cause they broke.

  • Vocal Tune

    It looks like patches was making a move but I think she was just moving a side to give him room to sit. After all he’s been like a big brother to her so she has some respect towards him. Maybe she was trying to prevent her hair from falling over her face. I squealed in delight reading Randal wants to marry Taffy. Sheesh give Taffy some credit Randal has been good to Taffy and he doesn’t seem to be pushing her for sex until she is ready (and until he is ready for that matter) I know Rascals is at a time of dread with Our Beloved Reiko and Skye having a rough time, but that doesn’t mean we should lose hope on Taffy & Randal. I really believe Taffy would say yes. If not that is life.

  • Gio Gonzalez

    Why is everyone so happy?? What with going bankrupt and all? Like SERIOUSLY, Alej is happy on the FIRST panel after discussing a very “serious” situation, but yeah, I dunno why I’m surprised anymore with this comic, jumping from one outlandish situation to the other and everyone doing a complete 180 in their attitude.

    • Al

      You can tell they’re rushing to end this comic by now. All the shit last arc with Miles and Rachael, the farm going bankrupt, this…

  • Christopher Stanley

    Woo About time!!

  • Al

    Yeah, sure, this’ll go over great! You’ve been together for, what, a few months, there’s no way Taffy will think you’re taking things too fast and say no, possibly even get freaked out and want time apart because of her issues she needs to work out before this sort of thing can happen! Ah, what am I saying, this is Las Lindas, of course she’ll say yes AND fuck him shortly after, we didn’t see Mora and Cocoa pressuring her to take things as fast as they do for nothing, we wouldn’t want Mora’s “You need to have sex ASAP or your life will have no meaning” shit and Cocoa’s “The only sane option is to go as fast as possible” speech to go to waste! And with the farm going bankrupt, this seems like the perfect time to have a wedding! Mazel fuckin’ tov!

    • Pixymisa

      I had forgotten about Cocoa’s horrible advice. That’s the kind of advice inexperienced teenagers tell other inexperienced teenagers.

      • Al

        That sums up the whole mindset surrounding all the “romance” in this comic, really. It’s how inexperienced, immature teenagers with only bad harem anime and shitty romcoms as their frame of reference view relationships and sex. That’s how a douchebag like Miles managed to manipulate and win over a girl like Rachael, for instance, or why sex is the only thing holding Mora and Minos’ relationship together, or why everyone seems to need to fuck immediately after first hooking up and Taffy is seen as a goddamn anomaly for not doing the same.

      • Joshua Stewart

        At this stage of the game, I fully believe that Chalo, while 45 or some shit years old has never actually seen a woman naked nor actually talked to one in the capacity of being in a relationship.

        • Al

          Nah, we know he’s SEEN naked women before, at least. And honestly, SK is the one I have to wonder about regarding whether he’s actually had a girlfriend before–but then again, given which character is based on him, I then wonder if maybe he has and they went about as well as you’d expect, especially since he’s shown he shares the character’s disrespect and lack of understanding of women (for example, saying sex should never be a reward for good behaviour and Hope owed it to Miles to fuck him in public after ruining their date just because she was his girlfriend at the time, or outright writing Taffy saying Miles was right to react the way he did to her refusing to let him grope and screw her all he wants, or hell, any number of lines Miles has had that sound like they came from a sleazy pick-up artist, “charming” douchebag romcom character or rapist’s testimony).

        • Al

          Sidenote, as a bullshit bonus, after you pointed out that the Ask the High Prime blog established that Naerie is now the High Prime, I went and double-checked, and here’s some entries we’ve seen so far on that “non-canon” blog that have been confirmed to be canon events that apparently happened in the span of the one or two in-comic days that have passed since Ambar’s last appearance:

          >Ambar progressing to full term and giving birth
          >Alejandra and Tootsie becoming intimate because of course they need to fuck immediately after first getting together
          >Digit getting upgrades out of absolutely nowhere, because they probably weren’t bought and Mora hasn’t yet had another supposed character development moment to make Digit evolve further
          >Ambar stepping down as High Prime and passing the position to Naerie

          And the blog has also been used for various bits of canon worldbuilding, such as how Nanozell spirits work, the whole history behind the cross Mora wears, etc., and to confirm that even random porn pics are canon unless directly stated otherwise.

          It begs the question, what else is canon now? Are they actually answering questions popping up over their heads from random humans on Tumblr in another world’s past? Did Naerie deliver her brother while she and her mother (who apparently experienced no pain during the whole thing, guess painless childbirth is yet another super-special ability granted to the Primes or perhaps just the Crests or some shit) exchanged casual banter and responded to some of the aforementioned questions? Do they now know that their whole universe and everyone in it is fictional, thus making everything even more pointless, like with fucking Superhero Lesbian Exploitation Fetish Party–I mean, Spinnerette? Did Sarah and Geecku actually forcibly strip Randal and then successfully convince Taffy to get naked with all of them? Did the events of Breasts are the Best actually happen, since the blog directly references its events, meaning Taffy actually has some kind of split personality disorder and becomes a horny, harsh-talking sexual predator after a couple of drinks? Did Ambar actually magically swap Rachael and Mora’s tits once?

          And in case anyone tries to argue that it HASN’T been that short a time, since there are apparently even still people who wonder whether months or fuckin’ years have passed since Taffy and Randal became a couple…

          >The girls have their night out and Miles has his goddamn sex marathon with Geecku.
          >THE VERY NEXT DAY: Minos gets a call from Ambar, who’s not as big as we saw her get by the time she went into labour on the blog, Miles meanwhile has more sex with Geecku, learns about where Minos really came from, basically becomes one of the most important characters in the comic all of a sudden, and successfully convinces Rachael with zero effort to be his eternal plaything.
          >THE VERY NEXT PAGE AFTER MILES AND RACHAEL’S DISGUSTING KISS: Mora and Digit talking about Digit’s poker game with Phi, something that obviously happened very recently before this scene, meaning we’re currently seeing either the day after the Miles indulgence parade ends or the events that happened while we were wasting time with that.

          So yeah, it’s been only a day or two. In fact, keep in mind that somehow less than two in-comic years have passed since the comic’s first page. It has not been nearly as long as people seem to frequently think, despite way more apparently happening and more time seemingly passing than could realistically happen in under two years, more proof that time is utterly meaningless in this comic. Fuck, we don’t even know the characters’ current ages for certain anymore.

          And before you even say it, those of you who I just know will say it, no, it’s not the same thing as UberQuest’s ask blog. Skidd and Phuufy may use it now and then for exposition and explanations they can’t exactly shoehorn into the comic, but they aren’t taking stuff from it and letting it (and by extension the random ideas of fans) affect the actual damn comic or ignoring the timeflow of the setting to progress background events unnaturally fast. They don’t depict the characters playing out canon events while calmly responding to questions on Tumblr sent in by humans in a different fucking universe.

          And don’t anyone tell me I’m thinking too hard about it or taking it too seriously, they WANT their stupid story taken seriously, and yet they do shit like this. We can’t trust the info on the forum and they use a fucking NON-CANON PORN BLOG for canon supplemental material, they’re begging for a verbal beatdown at this point.

          • Joshua Stewart

            This right here, needs to be the top pinned comment.

          • cooladelic

            Stop Roasting on Chalo man, that was harsh. I am at a lost of words. That was beyond fire. That was cataclysmic.

          • Joshua Stewart

            It was full on deserved, every word of it.

  • David Allen Ortega

    Apparently Taffy is going to say no. She’s gonna pull a Reiko on us all. I’m sorry but let’s face it. We are all pretty much gonna guess that it’s going to happen. Taffy seems to be the type that would just avoid marriage relationship. Unless Chalo is going to duped us to think that. I mean Taffy did show her affection but she hasn’t even given the pup a ‘treat’.

    • Al

      Y’know, judging by the number of people all whining about Taffy not “giving him a treat” (cause, y’know, she’s totally obligated to have sex with him because they’ve been together for a few months, right?) and saying she’s going to “pull a Reiko”, whatever that means, I’m starting to think it’s the same person with numerous accounts saying this stuff over and over.

      • David Allen Ortega

        Actually, Al, not really. I actually men’t to type that out. Sorry if my comment sounded very similar as the other person. I’ll change it if this pleases you. There is no need to point the finger.

  • Cory Tenorio

    Ohh a bit of band timing Ran my man.

    • Gokudomatic

      band timing is the best.

      • Cory Tenorio

        Sorry. Typo.

        BAD timing.

  • Joshua Stewart

    Well. Lets count all the ways this can go wrong, And I don’t mean for the characters, I mean for the fuckers writing this shit.

    Perfect chance to brush aside all the stuff that would actually make the web comic interesting and force Mora to grow?
    Have the Farm be magically fixed outside of story while the wedding happens?
    Have Taffy either be inconsistent and say yes waay to easily, or flip out WAAY to hard in her no?
    “Friends” being “helpful” by “Guiding” Taffy into saying yes? .. in other words being assholes and forcing her to say yes?
    Will we even get the fucking wedding or the farm closing? Probs not.. but they gotta be working OVERtime to get that Taff/Rand Porn flowing now, I wonder how long Chalodildo has held off on THAT stuff.

    And now for more stuff they just fucked up in general.

    Brutal mood shift and total lack of acknowledgement of the crisis looming? Well that’s here in spades, I mean if you found out you where going ot be tanked in a few months, you wouldn’t be so joyful to the next person coming in. So there is that glaring inconstancy.

    Why is Patches looken like she’s about to smooch Randel? Seriously, WTF. She just scolded Mora for being a class A dumbass and nitwit and now she looks like she’s flirting with doggo there.

    In any GOOD comic, the impending foreclosure (lets hope) of the farm would mean that there would be a really small wedding or a damper on it, .. buuuut, I’m guessing we just see Mora spend more money on drinks, a girls night out and all sorts of dumb shit.. because what are Consequences? This story sure as hell doesn’t fricken know.

    • Al

      Like I said to Gio, you can totally tell at this point that they’re just rushing to tie up every possible loose end and bullshit together a conclusion as fast as possible.

      And regarding the porn that’s sure to follow, yeah, I don’t doubt that’ll happen either. I mean, we already have at least one non-canon pic of Taffy and Randal fucking so far. Hell, I’m amazed there hasn’t already been a deluge of Miles and Rachael porn or Rach pinups that make it clear she’s showing off for him.

    • Gio Gonzalez

      Why are we talking as if we haven’t just been through this M.O. already? Taffy will freak out, then she’ll spend the next 10 pages telling Ran why they can’t marry, only to finally agree at the end and fuck him.

      • Al

        …Holy shit, yeah, this could very well be fixing up to be a repeat of the bullshit we just saw with Rachael and Miles but with less author wish fulfillment and character assassination, couldn’t it?

        • Joshua Stewart

          One things for sure, The vast majority of comments now are sitting here going “wtf mood whiplash much?”

          • Al

            Hm, wonder how long it’ll be before someone comes in explaining why this supposedly makes sense and totally works, gets their comment pinned to the top of the comments by the staff and has their ass kissed until the staff close the page’s comments cause they got the reassurance they wanted and can’t handle anymore criticism. :V

          • Gio Gonzalez

            Oh, yeah, I’d love someone attempting to explain Alej’s stupid kissing pose on the second panel.

          • Al

            Uh… She gave him a kiss on the cheek, there’s nothing wrong with that.

          • Gio Gonzalez

            Well, the execution is terrible, because Alej is far away and doesn’t give the idea that the kiss has already happened, a bit of a kissing SFX might’ve been nice, or you know, Alej ACTUALLY kissing Ran’s cheek, this just looks awkward as if Alej was left hanging all puckered up.

  • Matt Livingstone

    My prediction;
    1st panel of next page is the farmhouse shaking violently with a word baloon shouting “WHAT!!!”

    2nd panel is Mora gripping Alej by the shoulders, Rannie having being pushed over the back of the sofa, exclaiming “What do you mean you put up the farm’s land as colatteral?”

  • TheRebelLion96

    About. Damn. Time.
    Also, Randal’s conditioner game is on point!

  • Brett

    Wait I thought comments for the main comic were gone?

    • Patring 30

      (facepalm) Dude almost everything has a comment/message section now
      Sorry for the being harsh

  • Patring 30

    Ok, I understand why they’re doing this but why now? With the farm going bankrupt and still no conclusion on the mall incident teaser with the “We found her” thing (at least to what I know of), why now? It would’ve made more sense if Randal talked about the wedding about a day or 2 BEFORE hand, Taffy saying yes (although it would be out of character) THEN Patches tells Mora about the farm becoming bankrupt. It would make more sense with the suspense of ‘Will The Show Go On?’ and Mora saying that they can is more reasonable PLUS if the wedding does fail, 1 of 2 things can happen:
    1. Mora realizes that she can’t do the wedding and tries to blame it on everyone but fails, realizes her mistake and has some character development or
    2. Taffy learns this, gets cold-feet and calls off the wedding, leading to a domino effect wear everyone hates each other now and leave the farm ending Las Lindas or starting a fresh pallet for new characters (except for Mora and maybe Minos)
    Both make a more sensible end for the series or the chapter other than some Ex-Machina that saves the farm and the wedding (come on guys, that’s what’s going to happen; they’ve done it before) and Mora learns nothing.

    Btw: Could someone tell me if they did answer the ‘we found her’ thing, when I first saw it I got really excited but since I’m still (relatively) new to Las Lindas I haven’t read all of the bonus comics yet so I don’t know if they did

    • Pixymisa

      No, the we found her thing has not been answered yet. That plot point in itself is waiting to be found. Ironic

      • Al

        They dropped that because even they knew they couldn’t make it work well. No, seriously, SK and Id both said that themselves.

        • Pixymisa

          Well that’s…unfortunate and disappointing.

          • Al

            Better than them trying and failing horribly and still insisting everything’s fine, at least.

            I think the best part though is that so many fans think they’re bringing that back AND that Sarah’s the missing princess. Y’know, the character that was confirmed years ago to be Kate.

      • Patring 30

        Lolz. Thanks though

  • Jshadow

    Phelous: “Tone whiplash? What’s that?”

  • Timecapsule13

    No.. don’t ruin the moment by saying that the place may get shut down.. If he pays to have the wedding there, then it may help the place stay open longer.

    • Joshua Stewart

      Yes, cause Doggo TOTALLY just has all that money laying around, remember that comic Arc where he got rich? Yeah me neither, and Weddings are ONLY profitable for the people running the wedding services.

      • Timecapsule13

        Okay, you realize that the wedding venue is a service, alongside catering, music, and photography. Most people end up renting out a venue for a wedding for special reasons, places that do this can make lots of money, I should know since the area I live at has about ten Wedding Barns, which are special barns designed as a wedding venue where the provide catering, while the soon to be married couple must bring music and photography. And those are just the Wedding barns, there are numerous places you can get for a wedding venue, and all of them you have to rent apart from Churches. So.. you would be wrong there. Now, he may not have a buttload of money, but he may have quite a bit saved up for a wedding, you know, like most people do when they plan a wedding, so he could say, pay for renting the place as a venue with the catering, music, and photography coming from friends rather than paying for it to a company instead.

        • Joshua Stewart

          Ok, you realize that while you are correct about some of this stuff, you also are very mistaken about some of this stuff and just come off like a ignorant jack ass when you try and sass right?

          What money would he have saved up? He’s working for the Farm that is broken, Unless they pull some extra bull shit that says he’s been saving this entire time? not gonna happen. I don’t know if you know this, but guys typically don’t save for a wedding JUST IN CASE they meet a gal they wanna marry. It doesn’t work that way, as a matter of fact it is the father of the bride that is expected to fit the tab for most expenses, but being that Taffy isn’t exactly on good terms with her parents? yeah.. probably not.

          And yes, Those are places that are built around being a WEDDING SERVICE! Guess what Las Puntas aint? A WEDDING SERVICE! You can’t just quick swap a business to do that and expect to make money any more than you can a Pizza place to make greek food and expect it not to be a huge pain in the ass. Your places where PLANNED to be wedding places, and have the Business set up to BE a WEDDING VENUE. Something Las Lindas can’t do, nor can they expect to make more money from THEIR OWN FRICKEN EMPLOYEE when they themselves probably can’t PAY HIM THE NEXT WHILE because they are GOING BANKRUPT.

          You can’t make money from INSIDE a failing system to save the system that is failing!

          So no. I’m not wrong in any aspect, You just don’t understand how business or money works, in the slightest.

          • Timecapsule13

            No, you are wrong.. and I’m sorry, but, I’m sure he is an employee, which means he get’s payed, so he can save up, and some people do save up for a wedding.. I’m sorry if that’s not how it goes where ever you are at, but down here, if the guy wants to, he can and will pay for the entire wedding. And while the Wedding barns are specifically designed as a wedding venue, we have areas that aren’t designed for that, yet still get rented out for weddings. If Las lindas were to get money from holding the wedding there, then they could invest that money and use it to get themselves out of bankruptcy and fix their current problems that have put them into bankruptcy, now, they may have to pay their employees less come next paycheck and then later on once they are out of the red, reimburse them for the temporary decrease in pay, but yes, a company can in fact, make money from their employees. Can they make more money, no, can they get money to invest and help get out of the red, yes, they can.

          • Joshua Stewart

            I’m sorry, what part of “they work for a farm. do not make lots of money, guys typically do not save up for a wedding BEFORE asking the girl” don’t you get?

            Also if a FARM, a BUSINESS is not able to make money to not go bankrupt, then one single employee OF the business that is GOING BANKRUPT is not going to be able to pour in money to help save it unless they are a CEO or some crap.

            You’re still wrong, and an idiot, Who has no idea how money works, or how weddings are actually paid for. I can tel you for sure, that none of my friends or family, have saved for a wedding “just in case” but rather only saved after they knew the wedding would happen.

          • Timecapsule13

            Okay, first off you don’t realize how farms work, they make a lot more money than you realize, but because of how expensive to run a farm, even though they make more money than most people, they don’t end keeping most of it, as for the employee, ever heard of saving up money. You can do that people.. and it doesn’t just have to be a for a wedding, you can literally save up money to have in case of any problems that may come along or if a big occasion occurs, like say a Wedding!! As for saving the farm, I am not saying that one payment into them is gonna get them out of the Red instantaneously, I am saying that they can take that money, invest it into better ways to manage the farm, slowly increase their income while decreasing the amount of money they would lose due to inefficient use of land, resources, and equipment. This is a comic, one of the advantages is that they can do a time jump… kinda like what they did with Rascals.

          • Joshua Stewart

            Farms? Make a lot of money? Yeah, That must of been why my family had a ‘successful’ one but we still had to live in a large mobile home on the lot. Yes, people can save money, but no one saves money for a WEDDING JUST TO SAVE MONEY FOR A WEDDING unless they KNOW it is going to happen. a Wedding is not a ‘problem’ and you don’t use money from your emergency funds for a wedding, because ..guess what, then you didn’t save it for an “EMERGENCY”

            You’re just a new brand of stupid aren’t you? Farm Hands don’t make that much doing Farm hand stuff, and you are right, Farms DON’T keep most of their money cause it goes right back into making sure their stock for next year and Equipment is all good to go again, It’s not going toward the people doing manual labor. I and the farmers stuck between trying to follow US laws and trying to save any money they can by paying wetbacks pennies on the dollar for their work, will tell you that.

          • Timecapsule13

            Dude, I am from two families that have owned farms, my mother’s family owned a Rabbit Farm and my dad’s family at one point owned cattle and horses, then eventually goats, and a donkey, now they rent out that land to other farmers so we can still get a profit out of that giant piece of property. I know the farm hands don’t make the most, most of my family members don’t have super high paying jobs, my sister probably has one of the highest paying jobs in my family, and that’s because she started her own business, but the money my parent’s have is from years of saving. And they use it for what they deem necessary to use it for, whether it be helping me sis with her business, helping me through college so that I can get a job that pays more than what theirs does, or to help family members to pay for stuff, like say, a wedding.. which we have done on multiple occasions, though multiple times those weddings were payed half and half, half from the Groom, and half from the Brides side of the family. But I have seen guys pay for their weddings out of their own pocket.. not often, but I have seen it.

          • Joshua Stewart

            A Rabbit farm and a Ranch are not the same as a vegetable farm, you stupid sack of shit.

            Yes, YEARS OF SAVING. Not One fucking dude, working as a farm hand, for maybe a year on the damn farm. It’s only been 2 years or so sense the comic started. Randle doens’t HAVE years and years of saving, and even though you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed, I assume your parents are not as retarded as Mora and actually ran a farm SOMEWHAT CORRECTLY and didn’t somehow go broke after the stupid ruler hamster in the sky said “lol, you win the festival, cause reasons.”

            And if you recall correctly, Mora WASN’T PAYING ANYONE when they where working to WIN the Festival.

          • Al

            To be fair, he might have money saved up from when he spent years prior to his introduction working at a shipping yard (yet again more info only shared with us via the forum, and it’s a rare instance of not just telling us whatever they can pul out of their asses, amazingly), but even then, yeah, one man’s savings can’t pay for a wedding, it takes the involvement of numerous people to make it happen, and if all those people are making little money, it’s gonna be awhile before the wedding actually happens.

            But then again, given all the lavish, frivolous, undoubtedly expensive things we’ve seen the characters have throughout the comic since Mora “winning” at the festival, and how apparently the farm has become super successful and THE place to work at, maybe they are getting a ton of money out of seemingly nowhere and Mora just managed to blow enough of it in a year to put the farm in danger like the dumb bitch she is.

          • Gio Gonzalez

            yup, pretty dumb move Alej didn’t see this coming the moment Las Putas started hiring left and right “uuh… winter is coming, we don’t need THAT many workers yet”, like holy frickin’ shit, we didn’t even see those new workers WORK at all, smfh.

          • Gio Gonzalez

            Umm, no, dude, a company hoping a SINGLE employee would get them out of bankruptcy is like a person expecting to survive only out of drinking their own pee. Seriously, Ran is probably asking Mora to have his wedding there to spare some (if not ALL) of the expenses, I agree with Joshua (and not only because he’s my BFF from Las Lindas’ comments), but you truly don’t know how economy works, if a company could survive by having their employees giving their own money back, Walmart wouldn’t be open to the public, like geez, dude, use your noggin or something.

        • Al

          Planning? He hasn’t planned anything, he’s spontaneously doing this because he heard Cocoa’s horrible advice to Taffy about how you should rush things along if you truly love someone and took it seriously.

  • Kara Stephens

    I fully expect to catch crap for this, but its been a few years since last i read and i want to get caught up without starting over at the beginning… is there an archive that works?

    (Also, Its about damn time this happens)

    • Joshua Stewart

      Not really, This website is almost more broken than the story and character dev in this comic.

      • Patring 30

        hayooooo!

  • Shadowkey392

    Awwwwww! Yayyy!

    • Joshua Stewart

      Yaaaaay! The farm is going bankrupt! Yaaaaay! Weddings are usually expensive! Yaaaaay! The farm can’t afford it right now! Yaaaaa- Seriously do you have the memory of a gold fish or are you just that dumb?

      • Al

        Goldfish actually have pretty good memories though, I can tell you from experience.

        A more fitting expression might be “the memory of a Las Lindas writer”.

        • Joshua Stewart

          ooooh, burn.

      • Shadowkey392

        Nope. I’m fully aware of all that. But that’s no reason to not be happy about a wedding!

  • Ohhh man it may be great news but the timing is a bit off since he’s unaware of the current circumstances happening, wonder how this will fare in the long run